And only 12 hours late x.com/philipmhowell/…

Damn

I would’ve planted that flag right there 🤷🏾‍♂️

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If you write the word "congrats" you can't spell congradulasions.

Instead of saying " I can't put my finger on it " I am going to start saying "I can't put my finger in it"

I felt kinda down eating lunch alone, then I saw a woman with 6 kids and I felt fucking awesome.

One thing I love to do when I'm really high is hold babies

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Be sure to watch #HappilyDivorced tonight at 10:30PM/9:30C on TV Land. Guest star Dan Aykroyd is a sweetheart. You don't wanna miss it!

Not sure what to think about this.

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My brothers text: did ray kill the lights too?

#LaurenHaeger

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Poole!!

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