“Nadine Dorries, the missing link between the vegetable and mineral kingdoms”

Utter rubbish. Shirt sponsorship doesn’t even bring that much in, so why get in bed with this kind of company, AFC Bournemouth 🍒? Doesn’t matter what the new shirt is like, it’ll look terrible. 🚮 afcb.co.uk/news/commercia…

This 4th of July we will commemorate the US and UK breaking up, and both now having terrible solo careers.

Lovely kit AND available sponsorless for adults too. Winner.

Come on, Boris, leave means leave.

The truth, with a side order of hilarious by Jonathan Pie youtu.be/lKrLBPmRsrM

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has vowed to tackle the inflation caused by Rishi Sunak and lower the taxes set by Rishi Sunak x

The temperatures in the UK are almost as hot as running Chrome on an Intel Mac. 🥵🔥

“Apparently they thought freedom of movement would only be ended in one direction.”

Thousands of people have told Good Law Project that they are worried about their increasing cost of living and energy bills. Time is running out. Add your voice now: glplive.org/add-your-voice… youtu.be/xRWz6325cMA

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

With Liz Truss appointed as the new PM, it would be a shame if this video of her talking about Brexit being a disaster is shared.

September 5th 2022: Liz Truss. Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Benzema does what? #BBCSport

Lovely timing #BOUBRI #AFCB bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

The song God Save the King sounds a lot like God Save the Queen. Just saying.

The definitive retort to this kind of gatekeeper.

This explains A LOT

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

How has this scandal not been reported? Sir Stephen Fry was NOT invited to the funeral! #nationaltreasure