There it is, the tweet I’ve been trying to write.

At the Ukraine rally in Washington DC. There are three or four times as many people here this year as there were last year. People are angry about the Republicans delaying ammunition deliveries to Ukraine.

Political Consultant: "To win the Presidency and Senate, you need to win Arizona." GOP: "What if we made abortion illegal for rape victims and ran a lunatic for Senate?"

If speedrunners have taught me anything it’s that one man can use floating point precision errors to piss in all four at once by aiming at a very specific point on the wall

*sleeps with RFK, Jr. once*