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Hey Siri, show me a complete lack of self awareness

I was saying booo-oris

Really looking forward to having a chat with my Mam and Lynette Fay on BBC Radio Ulster about my adventures at 3pm today 🤩🚌🦼🚝

When the Aer Lingus hold music pauses but it is just that automated voice reminding you that you are on hold for the hundredth time

TICKET REQUEST Lucky enough to secure premium level tickets for todays games at croke park. Need an extra one for my 6 year old. PM me if you can help. Cheers #FirstWorldProblems Derry GAA

Keelan McAuley is a special player. Darren McCurrys first cousin. He never stops

Great content

This is perfect

Lil Jon and the Eastside boys are undefeated vs suit trousers #WENEVERSTOP #getlow

3 x Tickets available for today,lower hogan section 327 £40 each. Will sell a pair if 3 doesnt suit! #gaa Derry GAA Galway GAA Official Michael McMullan Cahair O'Kane Thomas Niblock

#unitednationsofkeepers Lawrence Academy Kickham's GAC Creggan FC Stars FC Stars Goalkeeping GDMS #irish #US #Portuguese summertime workouts on holiday! #cascais #thankscoach Liam Peter Graham

But do I really feel the way I feel?

I thought programming for 600 athletes was impossible Well, it was at first Over the last 5 years I've developed a three step programming framework that makes it easy I want you to have it Retweet this and I'll DM it to you Must be following so I can DM

Watching this Derry match on RTE is like having one contact lens half in. Poor camera operator having to wipe the lens every 10 seconds

What UEFA by law has forced Celtic to change their socks tonight? No green band in the middle

All of this happened in full view of our team. Since 7 October, we have seen Israeli forces fire live bullets at the hospital, tear gas the hospital, block ambulances, humiliate and harass medical staff, and now – shoot and kill someone in the hospital compound...

Strong oul wind if it’s blown Frankie Boyle Updates from Glasgow to the brough 🤯

Did this account just become self aware?