Throw another ball on the pitch so Newcastle can play as well !

How fucking lazy is Haller !

As a family we have pulled together every last penny available to increase the cash reward to £5,000 for Teds safe return. Please help us by sharing his picture and making him too hot to handle! All we want is our sweet boy home!

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TRCH John Godber Company Live Theatre What's On Nottinghamshire @itreallyisjoe Sarah Earnshaw April In Paris Godber, Pasquale and Earnshaw at their very best. Not to be missed as only here until the weekend. blogger.com/blog/post/edit…

Finally on Twitter 😁. Thought I’d start off with a giveaway… To enter just retweet for a chance to win my shirt and boots worn this season 🤝 ⚒

Scotland bans fox hunting AND trail hunting THIS IS HUGE! RT if you agree that the rest of the UK needs to follow suit!

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Retweet if you AGREE 💯👇

RT if your still awake for a follow back 😜

Retweet if you're voting Reform UK

Let's see how this goes 👇 REPOST away! 🔁 DON'T FORGET: Vote Susan Hall to #GetKhanOut on May 2 🗳

Retweet if and Follow me if you AGREE 🇬🇧👇

Today we travel to Whitstable Town Football Club 3pm kick off

Nash scored his 8th goal today in our defeat to Hollands & Blair, Hurcomb still leads the goalscoring table. Most appearances Whitaker

Poor from the SCEFL - no results or updated league table on their website or Full Time website on the day of the game. Must improve!

Leatherhead sing @RKelly's 'The World's Greatest' in their changing room after beating Billericay Town 😂

I'm sick of all this "it's the right thing to do!" We're too soft! You wanna lock these people up? They wanna kill kids! EXECUTE them all!

MATCH DAY ⚽️ Rochester United FC VS Bearsted Football Club KO 7:45pm 🏆 @SCELeague 📍Rochester United Sports Ground, ME2 3TU #RUFC 🔴⚫️

We are back in action tomorrow for #NonLeagueDay as we host Cray Valley (PM) FC - 3pm KO, Adults £7, Consessions £4, Under 16s £2 - Come along