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(Blue Tick) Obviously this isn't the real Peter Molyneux, just a parody based on the legendary British Game Designer

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calendar_today11-06-2009 16:34:36

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Imagine a game where you are in a 5 year queue and nobody knows what the queue is for. The more you play the more you can push ahead of those not currently playing the game.

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I once offered to redesign Milo for Tesla for free. The idea was that Milo would become increasingly irritable during the journey forcing you to find ways to keep him quiet

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Game designers have it easy these days, back in the day there was no YouTube or patreon etc. We had to figure it all out with Lego, a calculator and a bag of frozen peas.

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Imagine a game where it’s game over if you cheat. Enemies know this and will try to give away obvious hints to puzzles, kill them before they provide the solution

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Imagine a game where if you stop moving, instead of an idle animation you are teleported into a therapy session discussing your recent actions

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Imagine a game where you plant a seed to move a robot. Want to turn it clockwise? Plant a clockwise seed, wait a few days and feed the robot the produce. The more it eats, the more it rotates.

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Announcement. My new game will be delayed by 9 months to add polish. This new groundbreaking feature allows the player to polish absolutely anything in a world that is continuously gathering dirt in real-time.

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Imagine a game where you have 3 save files, yet each one has you play from a different perspective where you can directly affect the world within the other 2 save files

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Why do fans of music get the ability to shuffle but not gamers? Imagine a console that allowed you to shuffle between random levels based on the games you have installed

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Imagine a game where instead of a death screen, you receive apologetic messages from the developer followed by sincere comforting words of encouragement

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Imagine if refunding a game was part of the game. The only way to see the true ending is to send it and receive a video link within your receipt.

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Had to make the difficult decision today to lay off the entire studio after play testers said our game was ‘too good’. Will start again with a new team to help avoid creating a mainstream game.