Tory leadership candidates all going full GOP. F**kin *weird.*

Today’s deaths in the channel are a tragedy, as everyone is saying. But it was also entirely avoidable. If those wishing to apply for asylum here were given ferry tickets the deaths would end, the criminal gangs would have no market and a fortune in costs would be saved. So, why

Back in 1979 BBCs John Motson interviewed Brian Clough. Cloughie was in great form! RIP Motty RIP Cloughie

Good on Freddie Flintoff #fieldofdreams

FAO Trevor Bailey …

Men against boys, this.

Question for Rob Key, Baz and Stokes. Is getting thrashed by Sri Lanka after 3 and a quarter days, in the dark and cold, in September,after prioritising The Hundred ,in August, the best way to save Test Cricket? How many kids will this inspire?

Martina Navratilova This says it best

Linda Ronstadt is not holding back.

Very sad news. RIP Gary Shaw.

Yes, it was stupid, and probably corrupt, but Izzy’s pals Boris, Nige and Dickie have turned this kind of thing into an art form. So maybe Isabel Oakeshott should wind her neck in a bit?

Only Connect far too easy tonight. I bet Lee is fewmin!

Where a woman ties the bow of their Dirndl at Oktoberfest indicates their relationship status: Tied on the left - single Tied to the right - in a relationship. This seems far more complex than the way men indicate they're single at Oktoberfest...

Reeves - ‘The Britain that I believe in’ - over and over. Ugh. Whatever happened to ‘us?’ And that forced smile can fuck right off.

Reeves says Labour is proudly pro-business and pro-worker. No mention of pro-child. Or pro-pensioner. Or pro-person unable to work. Or pro-state, or pro-all who work on it. Or pro-charity. Or pro-carer. No, just pro-business and pro-worker. That is a simplistic and

My 9-year-old has started quoting ISIHAC. “Do you remember”, she just asked idly, “when Samantha went to the pharmacist because he sells a wide range of creams for her legs and he’s always happy to spread them out for her on the counter?” Anyway, Only Connect is on tonight.

Have to say that the section where Starmer was talking about the need to extend arts education and experience to all young people was a really twattish time for someone to start heckling.

I've #justsponsored Trevor Bailey, who's fundraising for The Albion Foundation on JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/page/trevor-ba…

Great little piece, this