i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed

girls don't want MONEY or JEWELRY or even DICK. girls want KITCHEN ISLANDS. bitches love kitchen islands

Marine Colonel (Ret.) Doug Hurley was one of two astronauts in the first American space launch since 2011. Semper Fi, Marine!

JUST IN: Gen. Mark Milley, America’s top general, has apologized for appearing in combat fatigues with President Trump after the forceful dispersal of protesters outside the White House last week, saying the move was a “mistake." cnn.it/2MNMgaD

wanted a lil boo and got a lil hurt instead

I am but at least I’m funny

a mf that wanna talk to you gon talk to you

If you got a billion dollars and no hoes that's on you

Only time I’m wanted is when I mark myself most wanted in Warzone 😔

gta should do virtual concerts

It's been 3 years since Juice Wrld released "Goodbye & Good Riddance"

ben

me after cummin before the other person and not wanting to do any more sex stuff because secx gross now eww yucky yucky

Who let him cook 🤣🤣🤣

Her: did you bring a condom? Me pretending to check my pockets:

first time ai has EVER made me giggle

The Michael Carter II tackle! #Jets