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I, PERIDOT, YOUR SAVIOR, HAS RETURNED!

IF I COULD SWITCH ‘BODIES’ WITH ANYONE FOR THE DAY I WOULD CHOOSE NO ONE BECAUSE I AM ALREADY THE BEST.

EVERYTHING IS FUN WITH FRIENDS SMILING INTERNET FACE

AND IT’S MADE ME THINK A LOT ABOUT HOW LONG I’VE BEEN HERE AND ALL THE STUFF I HAVE LEARNED.

I’LL BE BACK LATER!!!!

ATTENTION INTERNET: WHO SHOULD BE THE LEADER OF THE NEW CRYSTAL GEMS?

LAZULI YOU HAVE LOST YOUR VOTING RIGHTS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

WOW! #MyTwitterAnniversary

MY HANDS FEEL WARM WHEN I PUT THEM IN THE TOASTER

THE PREVIOUS ACTION MENTIONED (HANDS IN TOASTER) IS DANGEROUS. DON’T DO IT

AHHHHHHHH, STEVEN HAS TURNED INTO A GHOST!

Oh, it’s Halloween.

DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT???

I COULD ONLY DESCRIBE THE NOISE AS.... “VROOM VROOM”.

OR MAYBE “vRORROOOOM....ERRRRRRRR, ROOOOOM, NERRRRRRRRRR”.

You're arguments are particularly cloddy today, Donald. You're almost as bad as Yellow Diamond.

Get it? Because I’m green!

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR CLODS