If you hold up the line to play lottery numbers I genuinely hate yo ass

this shit is literally Cars 3 dude

If you work in any restaurant you can just take these

BENJI BLUE BILLS

Why is walking across the street so embarrassing

King of the hill on my tv and WoW on the the pc, and a loving woman in the house. Shits nice fr

greatest movie of all time maybe probably

I think it’s funny when these games are on tbs and tnt and after they finish there’ll be some random movie on all the tvs in sports bars. Like hell yeah let’s watch Fast 5 at the bar

regular show is trending again so heres a video i made of every my mom joke but it cuts off

#NewProfilePic

Straight up ruining a goodwill bathroom rn

sometimes I be looking like a little monkey eating bugs when it comes to sitting on my porch all hunched over eating boogers

The “algorithm” teammates in overwatch gotta be real because why did I just have more elims dmg and healing than my whole team as support

i cant do ts no more

I'd be spilling beer and sauces of various kinds all over this

“those ducks are thugs.” still got my ass hollerin to this day. regular show was so stupid. 💀

Damn I’m on my stinky shit, poop I shit again

Playing arc raiders the same way I play the grocery store