so need a cute egirl to import PLEASE

i have beautiful green eyes which i will never be able to pass down. WHAT A WASTE!

I NEED AN EGIRLFRIEND

fade off the face of earth

it was my birthday yesterday so my mid life crisis is officially over

too much to ask btw

ITS ALL FOR NAUT

yesterday sucked today is even worse tomorrow will be even worse

even i’m shocked by how shit things get everything gets worse and nothing ever gets better

i need an egirl to ekiss to cure my e-male loneliness

no chances for fakecels

my life is like a video game but i cant beat the first stage

i’m very upset

ill take just a girl tbh

be my girlfriend

i’m getting drunk tonight, so some egirl please message me and pretend to like me to scam me out of all my possessions that would make my year thx

U MAKE ME WANNA SLIT MY WRISTS AND PLAY IN MY OWN BLOOD

number 1 spot has 0 btw

i’m hammered i’m horny and i miss her 🐧