People that smile in nudes are a different breed. 😂😅

Listening to Ex Girlfriend by No Doubt and the lyric “I know that when I see you, Im going to die” stuck me bc Im not friends with my exes.Once youre done youre done 😂 there’s only one that I remain friends with.Hes been there for me forever and he knows how special he is to me.

Why do I always have such a hard time choosing a health care plan at work for the upcoming year? 😂😂

I think it’s interesting when someone local I interact with on social media regularly acts like a stranger to me in person, so I make sure I make an extra fuss over them and hug them when I see them. Let’s break those boundaries 😂❤️

Why are kids making TikTok’s in Target? I nearly walked into one 😂

American Horror Story - going on a date with a TikTok “food influencer” and they record the entire dinner with the camera facing them. 😩

Colin Farrell could still get it. All day every day.

I love a good breakfast sandwich. I can have a breakfast sandwich any time of day. Don’t even get me started on breakfast burritos. I love breakfast burritos.

So like when is the Renaissance World Tour film being released?

Hi! I’m leaving twitter/x by Friday. Follow me on BlueSky

Just when you thought you were safe from the “PITS, under boob, thighs” Lumē lady from TikTok, she shows up on YouTube TV

Cowboy Carter is a great album. Well deserved.

My lunch consisted of mac and cheese from Wawa, jalapeño poppers, and 10mg of Lexapro. Balance. 🧘

Sometimes you just gotta go to the corner store for a sweet treat.

The one thing you’re not gonna find is me crying on a video on the internet. There’s pics of me crying but that’s different 😅🤣

Walking into a Mexican restaurant with a M*GA hat on is wild.

Personally, I think those stickers draw more attention to your face than a pimple would.

If you chat/text me a question and if I don’t respond and you send me a “???” text/chat follow up and you’re not my boss/funding my paycheck, you just added 30 mins extra onto the response time.

I love when you can literally feel the Lexapro start working

I firmly believe there’s nothing a McDonald's McDouble/Double Cheeseburger and a large Diet Coke can’t fix 😎😍