I'm becoming bored again.

@meghancnyc if it makes you feel better, I am actually coughing and sick ish-the only thing keeping me out of the office, but WOW what a ...

hmmm...i hope there's an awesomely misjudged campaign for president in this.

B61 thinks it's a b24. Passengers very unhappy w/identity crisis

Yup. It's not worth living if lance henrickson doesn't have yr back

Latrine!

How do we know he's not...Mel torment ?

Hypothetialy who would smoke salvia while mercury rev is playing. And I mean chasing a bee m. Rev. Ummm. Unsentimental tweet 2 wks ago

Who blasts Phil Collins at a party!? I wish whatever hell filth thats taken over my body on these people.

Bronchitis now. Who do I need to sacrifice for just one week of good health?

Toddy. Toddy. Plague. Toddy. Plague. Toddy. Toddy

Wayne coyne just made me feel better about my life, as an interupted overexplainer.

It's a silent t.

Verizon fail!

Shop smart. Shop s mart. Got me?

Turns out MTV really does play videos. Between 3 & 6 in the morning. Woo. Hoo. Meh.

Flight missed. On to the booze portion of the evening.

Can't believe I talked my way onto a full flight.

Hmmm... B62, eh?

Aces, Charles. Aces.