I saw this quote, and I thought; Hmmm I know a way to get over the pain of a NLD defeat. - Let me make every player at Tottenham on football manager become Cristian Romero. A thread:

Rishi Sunak's Britain

👏Lawyers 👏are 👏not 👏their👏 clients, 👏dickwit👏

EVERY. SINGLE. WORD 👇 Stephen Flynn MP

🚨 The deadline to register to vote is TONIGHT at 23:59 If you haven't already, register to vote here: gov.uk/register-to-vo…

Rishi trying to appeal to reform voters

My bike has been stolen near Stockwell, Blue Raleigh Strada 4 - on the slim chance anyone sees this in London please let me know!

They shouldn’t be going to school hungry, sat in crumbling classrooms being taught maths by their PE teacher. But you seem less bothered about that.

#DogsAtPollingStations Me and Wilf done our bit

Nahhh Joe Biden just called the teacher mom 😭

COVENTRY CITY 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾🫵🏿💙 We don’t do fascism around here pal. Wood End to Hillfields, Foleshill to Tile Hill. We don’t wanna see this stupidity ruin our city or our people. City til we die. If you’re from Cov and think the same, like and retweet the shit out of this.

Ruth Jones & James Corden and everyone involved take a bow, that was absolutely superb! It might just be the best finale I’ve ever seen… Gavin & Stacey ❤️

We're 100% faithful to Alexander after hearing his story about his brother with a learning disability 🙌 Alexander Dragonetti for the win on #TraitorsFinale tonight! 🎥 BBC iPlayer #TheTraitors #AlexanderDragonetti

Rod Stewart leading chants of "Death to St John's Ambulance" was fucking disgusting and wants investigating. Expect arrests.

Fireworks should be banned for the average person. Im fed up of seeing the dog absolutely petrified and shaking, it's such a shame for him and other pets that are the same.

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