“do u think ur gonna find a husband like that” yeah, yours.

i feel potent this time

roses are red my pussy is pink follow Reliable Shelbrolet or you fucking stink

i don’t know where the bit ends and i begin

big dawg, puppy love

how come guys only start “grinding” once they catch a DV charge

I FINALLY GOT A FEET COMMENT WE’RE UP

gonna start a new page called blast her bro, but everytime a guy submits I run and tell the bitch he’s with

adderall and spite

u guys the stars say we should fuck

breathalyzer but it’s to make sure you drank enough

why do i want a baby today

i’m gonna be married by the end of the year

cocaine at work summer

my fav pre workout is a bump

0 days since i last threatened someone’s life

i’m ngl i was going to post another tweet about offing myself but i saw they brought back snack wraps at McDonald’s

matching with dudes from canada and begging them to import me