If they give you a headache, try dealing with the magisterium. They’re worse.

Ha! I’ll take the Magisterium over Orlesians any day. At least the Magisterium will talk bad about you to your face instead of behind your back.

Exactly my dear. Now, would you care for some wine? You certainly look like you need it.

Red or white? It’s been ages since we’ve last spoken.

How have you been? Anything of note? [he grabs two wine glasses and a bottle of red wine at her request.] How is your mother?

Your father is an asshole my dear. Unfortunately you can’t do anything about that. [he offers her a rather full glass of wine] It’s amazing he can see anything at all with how far his head is stuck up his ass.

And do you want that? It’s the million dollar question is it not? I don’t see you just settling down with some wide eyed boy you know. You’re too stubborn for that. [he grabs his own glass and take a drink for it, letting himself relax around her]

Knowing your father, he’d pick the ugliest yet most powerful man in the magisterium. All to further the notion of the ‘perfect mage.’ [he returns her smile with one of his own]

That is true enough, unfortunately I need to return sooner rather than later. Maevaris is rather eager to get reforms underway… the magisterium is already mad- it’s honestly quite amusing.

Don’t worry your little head, I’ll be fine. I highly doubt anyone is going to assassinate me. My money is on Radonis for that matter.

You’re saying it as if I’m leaving now. You should, if you need me there just let me know. I’m sure it will shut him up.

I know, I know. But enough of the sadness… feel like causing some chaos while absolutely drunk?

Wonderful… let’s see how much of a headache we can be to the chantry mothers.

… that works just as well.

Give me twelve silk scarves and I can 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 scandalize the chantry with a show.

Oh? Pray tell, what happened in that chantry? It must have been quite the event for one to be so scandalized by it. He’s curious.

He’s playing with a little fire sprite- don’t mind him.

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“Not all too shocking to be honest.”

“But violence is the answer for southerners apparently. I’d love some, if you don’t mind.”