Neighbourhood Watch. #Caturday #NotMyCat

I was just invited to take advantage of priority booking for "Cliff Richard and Sigur Rós" at the Royal Albert Hall. It took me a moment to comprehend that these are two entirely separate events, and I'm less interested now.

Salem's Lot (1979) interesting factoid: the montage of the burning Marsten House towards the end of the film is footage that was borrowed from another movie. If you pay attention, it's very evident that the burning building is not the Marsten House at all.

Absolutely right. My generation grew up without iPads and we could all do this.

I accidentally trod in some pasta sauce and now I'm very worried about my carbonara footprint. #WorldPastaDay #BadJokeFriday

I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?

This song is stunningly gorgeous and will instantly rank among my favourites - Libera at their soaring, melodic best. I first heard it live at Ely cathedral back in June, and I've been keenly anticipating this release ever since.

BREAKING NEWS: "Infinity" and "a very very very long time" are not the same.

I think I'm getting a cloud tan.

Brits taking Vitamin D supplements like...

Seeing endless repetitions of the same identical ad as I scroll my timeline...

Well, it looks like I didn't get around to watching the new Salem's Lot movie during its brief cinema run. I sort of lost interest after seeing some extended clips and reviews. Perhaps if it pops up on Prime at some point...

As Harry Hill is trending, let us fondly remember "overambitious cucumber foldover of the week" youtube.com/watch?v=eXkogV…

I'm giving #BlueSky a whirl. If I follow you here, I'll follow you there. Same name. Same handle. Same everything else. Come and find me. Or don't. See if I care.

I've now been on Bluesky for a week, and I'm ready to evangelize the place a bit. Crucial point up front: It feels like Twitter did back when you joined because you *wanted* to be here, not like X now where you're just stuck here because everyone you follow is also stuck here.