The Merdé Capital #CelebsOrBandsInFrance

Nadine Dorries takes today's media fail award. Paul Scully - 'hold my beer!' #Newsnight

U1.5 #MakeMusicActsSmaller

#ReplaceALetterInACeleb

Yo Prime Video, stop getting Partridge wrong! #stratagem

Yo Iain Lee MNCPS Acc. - Acorn Electron, I've got one up in the loft. My first computer, I'm guessing around 1983. My folks were skint, but my dad saved up and for my birthday he tossed me a roll of notes, £200. Highlight - you could get Elite for it, but I think it ran at 8fps. Joy.

The Passion Of The Christ Al-fucking-mighty! #AngryBooksAndMovies

Borissey #SmellyBandsOrCelebs

FOO FIGHTERS LYRIC BOOKLETS we have a very limited number of lyric booklets used at the band’s private listening sessions to give away with the new album But Here We Are. full info at banquetrecords.com/foo-fighters/b…

Fleetwood Nap #TiredOrAwakeBandsOrCelebs

Hey PepsiCo UK News - following the wholly successful and universally welcomed recipe change to make regular Pepsi taste like Diet Pepsi, are you bringing forward Bacon Pepsi anytime soon?

Yo, anyone out there who took part in consumer trials for PepsiCo UK News with the reformulated Pepsi recipe, and gave them 'positive' feedback? Just wondering if you're on drugs? (And I don't mean 'healthy' artificial sweeteners).

Men At Work. #WorkingCelebsOrBands

The Armitage Shanks Redemption #BathroomFilmsOrSongs

Max being a prick in the race. Then Max having a 'hold my beer' moment when he's an even bigger prick in the post-race interview #f1 #SpanishGP

Merde On The Dancefloor #FranceInMoviesOrSongs

Handcock (Willy Smith) #BodyPartsInMoviesOrSongs

Hey Starbucks UK, thanks for the latest price increase this morning, 25p. While I'm here, can you stop allowing dogs on seats, just from a hygiene point of view.

Hey Starbucks UK - rather than just grumble, I put this together for you for free - could you send it nationwide?