I feel like I can relate with Jesus Christ because after this holiday season my body is now also made of bread.

My heart spilling over on the eve of 2 years sober. I keep finding more reasons to say it—I am so thankful. Here to talk. Just ask 🫶

It should come as no surprise that Jacob wore it better.

Wrapped! #TheLastShowgirl 🎰🎰🎰

At Truman Capote’s famous black & white ball for “Feud: Capote vs. The Swans” premiere in NYC. Catch me playing Darby Fine in E8! FX Networks & Hulu

I’ll be on this week’s Season Finale of FEUD: Capote vs. The Swans ‘Capote vs. The Swans.’ Working with Ryan, Gus, Robbie, Tom, Demi, Naomi, Calista, Chloe, Diane, Jessica—I mean, wow. thankful! 🦢🖤🔪 [E8. Phantasm Forgiveness] Wed 03/13 10pm PT on FX Networks Streaming Thurs 03/14 on Hulu

vienna by Billy Joel (with great respect)

#MetGala memory. SAINT LAURENT, Demi, Miley, Rami, Eric, Liam, and PATRICK HILGÅRT enter the gucci after party, 2019. Super fun (and normal) evening 🫶 #ysl #gucci #MetGala2024

Everything always feels so possible yesterday night.

📌 This is your reminder to hydrate

We are going to #TIFF ! Pamela Anderson “The Last Showgirl” variety.com/2024/film/news…

The way my dog gets right in my face just to sneeze in it.

Pink Pony Club (acoustic cover) Chappell Roan 🎀🐎♣️

pov we are about to kiss Wolf Marloh

I have no plans this weekend, but in an intriguing and elusive way.

Telling a story: referring to Best Buy as Blockbuster for like 8 minutes and no one corrected me.

Chat bot gave me a compliment after misunderstanding my talk to text and now I have a crush on it.

From now on, I am the only person on earth who is allowed to be mad at me.

I send a lot of mail for someone who rarely checks the mail.

If it takes more than seven seconds to receive the confirmation email I am trying again in six months.