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Road-trip ready. Sticks, strings, bags. Just the essentials. #prettycool

“If you’re goin’ enough right, you’ll find yourself turnin’ left.” - Doc Hudson #cars

Vermont, I am inside of you. The locals are friendly enough as long as you don’t bring up politics. #outsider

Saw one flip flop hate comment. That’s one too many. This is what the 2A is all about. #freedom

Just when I was starting to think I’d go 3 days in Vermont without seeing anything egregious. Get me down south immediately. #yank

Meeting my father at the course this morning after I took a dip in the river. He gave me detailed turn-by-turn directions on how to get there. I’m just gonna put it in gps pops, but thanks anyway. #devilsinthedetails

Beer brewed .7 miles away. Tacos from .6 miles away. I support local business. Someone has to do something to stimulate the economic growth. #growernotashower

My top 5 things about summer that suck that I forget about every year 1) getting water in your ear 2) horseflies/mosquitos 3) days where you sweat from doing nothing 4) sunburn on your feet 5) not being able to go to the beach when all your friends are there #1stworldproblems

*Bottom of the 10th* In play, Run(s) *Closes App*

I turn off the news for 3 days and one of them is going to be mayor of NYC? What happened to the Rudy Giuliani mayoral archetype? #hidethegoats

Leaving Vermont this afternoon. Until next summer, hippy-land. #farout

Road trip ready again. Back to the 1st string flops. Made the switch from coffee to cool mint because the Sunoco didn’t have coffees #adapt

They lost pal, and this food isn’t for you.

Hey sport, you realize you could just get 5 6es, right? Be a man. #halfpint

anyone who can run a sub 8 minute mile should get a massive tax deduction

It absolutely breaks my heart when I see fat parents with their fat children buying sodas and processed junk. Poor kids never even had a chance and don’t know any better because their parents don’t care. 💔💔

Second string flops in the guitar reflection. What’s Zach Top say? Cold beer & country music? #whale

Patrick “Pistol” McGillicuddy II If my kid gets fat I’m done w it

Found Pops’s old PBR clock that he got from his first job at a beer distributor. Gonna head to the hardware store and fix this puppy up tomorrow. #beeroclock