More like Suckington Sucktionals… #WeAreBlueJays

If you’re going to a sporting event and elect to wear a jersey. Wear a jersey of one of the two teams playing. International, All Star or a jersey from a players former team where that player that is playing in the current game are acceptable. Barely. Thanks.

Happy Two’sday.

More like Stanley Cup Power-Play-offs.

Name a song that because of a video game, you’ll forever love it … FIFA ‘08 menu.. Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks

Luke warm take: Although there are plenty of elite payoffs, Bleeding Gums Murphy singing a 26 minute national anthem on The Simpsons might be the best joke payoff the series had.

A quick scan of my tweets you’ll know that I love the Toronto Maple Leafs … However, they’ve never sent me free pizza like the super awesome and also fun to watch & cheer for Ottawa Senators and Gabriel Pizza just did. Even better, it’s for charity! #ilovethesensandpizzaandalfie

Appropriate take: Your standard Toblerone is better than any Lindt.

Stickcap!

Well, now I can solely focus my purely positive, never negative energy on my other team, who surely will not disappoint come spring time… right? #LeafsForever #BillsMafia

MVP of the #SuperBowl has to be the word “leverage” .. Thank you Tony Romo

Liljegren has been an AB-SO-LUTE NIGHTMARE with the puck all series! Good Gracious. #LeafsForever

Morgan Reilly had a real tough last 14 minutes there.

If Dominic Sandbrook had a beard.. Tom Holland The Rest Is History #hook

OEL and Morgan Reilly chose tonight to have their worst games of the season.. My goodness.

Imagine getting booed off the ice to end your season, but it’s a game 7 in the 2nd round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs? Wild to even comprehend a performance that would deserve that.. But….