@EdGretton Clive Cottrell Southern 😂

Is sending a badge to every Southern staff member’s home address the best use of taxpayer or farepayer money?

Southern why is there no track and trace on the train lines?

Southern That seems odd, I can go all the way to work and back on the train and not check in anywhere so wouldn't know if I've been exposed or not?

National Express - Southern I Hate Thameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. We’re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway😩😢

#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the Southern random excuse generator is still in full working order 🎯 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

Gene Southern Network Rail #SouthernStrike - ⚠️ “My advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.” - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard🦺🤦🏻‍♂️#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on Southern makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, it’s quite comfortable

Masks masks masks!? Southern please enforce for god’s sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.

@grumpcrusader Gene Southern Network Rail Network Rail Kent & Sussex Association of British Commuters We think that either Trevor is the BFG or Southern are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail mobile.twitter.com/SouthernRailUK…

@grumpcrusader Gene Southern Network Rail Network Rail Kent & Sussex Association of British Commuters Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS 🦺😷🤦🏻‍♂️ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

#SouthernStrike - 🎬 NEW VIDEO 🎬 🎙🎶 Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE 🎶🎙 R.I.P #Desoconnor Des O'Connor Southern youtu.be/o3ipNvoxFAQ

BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...

#SouthernStrike - ⚠ Residual delays at #ClaphamJunction due to the chocolate cake signals being eaten #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

Association of British Commuters @IanProsser7 ORR #SouthernStrike - ⚠ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

#SouthernStrike - ⚠ We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters x.com/Passengersalut…