Oldest trick in the book #Swag #Chic

Chud toddler: Ewww broccoli yucky 🤢🤢 Me: LMAO filtered by kino. Food doesn't have to be fun btw. Look up "theatre of cruelty".

Ovulating in a male way

I'm moving different. I got wolves howling my name in seven different languages you haven't even heard of. What the fuck is a tagalog

Shawty pussy built like a 2009 Lego Technic set

Straight up oviposited the opp

Friedrich Engels

Locking in at the gym next week harder than a teenager who just discovered who Mishima is. Fixing my diet, eating more, and stacking up on whey. Inshallah I can achieve the young Fred Durst build

Mild sociopathy

My city's coat of arms has a decapitated head on it, very Acephale coded

They don't want you to know about Gabriella D'Annunzio

I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure 🔥

Have you tried not being a whiny cuck? "Wahhhh wahhhh they made fun of my little dark age ryan gosling edit wahhh :((("

Copyright abolition never took root in western art communities because the fandomites see themselves not as proletarian artists but as temporarily embarrassed vivzipops

I have to go back to work tomorrow

Someone should make an hoi4 mod except instead of historical leaders and alt history it's just me and my oomfies

Smoking blunts so fucked up they look like they got a flared tip