Friend: "Fullstack means, frontend and backend, right?" Little Sister (overhearing): "Wait, I thought that was for pancakes?"

going to start using these programming tips from 1983 at work and see how long it takes for all my coworkers to hate me

FYI: Tim Canova, the guy making up stories about the Florida election being stolen, previously claimed his computer was hacked by democrats and made to short-circuit as an attempt to silence him. He knows nothing. Dude is a clown who inserts himself. x.com/i/moments/8764…

Ladies, if he: - is insecure - can be easily manipulated - doesn't have a private key - uses port 80 He's not your man, he's plaintext

Just experienced applause when the plane landed. I thought that was just a card from Cards Against Humanity

Soon after remapping caps lock to escape, something went wrong

Thinking a lot about the smart home vendors at CES with "no pictures, please" signs 🤔

bro all they said was “condemn white supremacists” and this man started SWEATING

This is not a heartwarming story, it's a dystopian nightmare.

Yeah, Bluetooth is often weird, but has your Mac’s BT chipset decided to start over and face the world on its own? Now I need to go apologize for pushing that button my headphones too many times.

Who said compensation can't be fun?! We're throwing it back to '98 here at Complete HQ today 🔥🔥🔥

Thinking about that groggy, early morning confusion where you can’t remember if your dog runs Linux or FreeBSD but it’s somehow important

seen on a bill payment website their response: "just know in the end it is for the security of yours and all others" security theatre as a f-you to customers 😞

lol web development 😂😭🔫

I distinctly remember being appalled when I learned that Legos came with "directions"

After testing code I already deployed, looks like I've got a bug preventing my bug reporting form working. I think I just made Windows XP

If you scroll to the top of HP's website too aggressively, you can see a mess of nav. icons bunched up above the normal viewport! #CSS

Rest in Peace John Perry Barlow. Thank you for the timeless wisdom.