tough UP loss to Public Enemy 10-11 but we stayed strong gg now time to flame drag'n for losing to tower which means we take a sick 4th place in our pool (but by transitive property, we're actually the best team cuz we beat tower who beat drag'n)

we have the Northwestern CLAW 🦞 streak of losing universe points, but this time we give it to our friends Love Tractor 12-13 (cant find your twitter, if you see this maybe follow? 👀 we have a few people moving to colorado trying to play)

man i was fucking joking bro but its starting to feel like not a joke, we drop another UP against LoCoMotion 9-10 , although i feel like this is the wrong twitter handle... lol

this game was for the plot, the one-fivals game of all time, and we take it 10-8 to break seed! gg Chad Larson Experience , good luck on the post season o7

My fav part of outdoor recreation in Chicago is breathing in the exhaust from the 8 lane highway on our lake 🥰🥰

All my boys on the team are cuffed 😔😔 but luckily they’re bag fumblers so I just need to wait a month or two 😁😁

parlay

Outcome goal for this weekend: make the bracket for hottest team in the section. We fell short last year but are looking to improve !

parlay at elite select challenge 2024! see you at sectionals 👋

only games and final scores today because if i see any spoilers from the usa v colombia women's final i will genuinely cry anyway it's 8 degrees Celsius in fort wayne, indiana and we play Prion Ultimate first at 9am in our fucked up lil pool

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar

Carmel, IN

so i lied 🤭

what if instead of chicago parlay we were chicago freakay and we freaked it on the line and kissed

I’m at the beach

In 2018, this old head at pickup told me “that’s why you’ll be on the B team for the rest of your life” when I didn’t want to do pushups for turnovers. His son just won a club title as an o line player. I should’ve done the pushups

Syracuse head coach Fran Brown doesn't shower after a loss: "I don't deserve soap... winners get washed." (via Ashley Wenskoski) on3.com/college/syracu…

Hmmm so Larkin said I am allowed to live with her but there is a 10pm curfew I’m torn