Okay, here's the deal. I have a sealed bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. Possibilities are Passion Pink, Awesome Orange and Totally Teal. I'm willing to show you what color is inside, but it'll cost you. 5000 retweets, and I'll crack this sucker open.

The time has come! Let us now open a bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. You earned this.

Very proud of this new laptop sticker I ordered off of Etsy.

What colour are you hoping to dye your hair? No one: “You know I take all my hair advice from The Suicide Squad. Obviously Mongal’s Purple Desire!”

as a small child the first time i played super mario bros i saw the first goomba and i said is he a friend or an enemy and then i walked into the goomba and died and then i cried. the lesson: we do not carry violence with us naturally. it is taught to us. by shigeru miyamoto

The GitHub ReadME Project posted my piece on the value of seeing operational work! github.com/readme/guides/…

If I can offer an observation, 20+ years into my software career: Long term, your kindness and helpfulness are vastly more impactful than your technical skills. People will remember how you made them feel. They're much less likely to remember that awesome function you wrote.

The first Indiana Jones film 41 years ago was set in 1936, which means the new one should be set in 1977 and Indy could go to the cinema to see Harrison Ford in the original Star Wars.

Have you done something awesome with TLA+? The call for presentations is now open for this year’s TLA+ Conference! conf.tlapl.us/home/ We’re again collocated with Strange Loop, and taking place September 22. And Inactive; Bluesky is @hillelwayne(dot)com will be running a training on Sept 21!

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Don't wait and submit your talk proposal to #tlaplus conf. The program committee that Murat Demirbas (Distributolog) assembled is top notch: Dimitra Giannakopoulou @pressron @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky Jay Parlar [email protected] | (spec|ver)ification | security, Stephan Merz, and Joshua Rowe

For anyone that’s beaten Wordle today, you can tell why I’m feeling attacked Wordle 365 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A friendly reminder that the CfP for the TLA+ conference 2022 ends in a little more than a week on July 1st. Please see conf.tlapl.us for how to submit your proposal. #tlaplus #pluscal

There’s still time to submit a proposal for the TLA+ conf conf.tlapl.us/home/ The proposal’s don’t need to be long, so you can knock it out in a few hours (and then have months to prepare the talk itself) This is your chance to show your cool TLA+ work to the world!

Telling you I was born in 1980 without telling you that I was born in 1980

this fruit snacks commercial from 1990 is all anyone should ever talk about