fuck working todayyyyy

a crisp white monster would fix me

pls broncos

my favorite time in sports is when they zoom in on players being depressed

whoever got me sick at 37 weeks pregnant deserves jail time this week has been MISERABLE

Baby Archer was born 1/27/26 weighing 7 lbs 14 oz measuring 21 1/2 inches long. Mom and baby are both doing well :)

apparently the us and uk have a different fluid ounce

deleting 16k emails on maternity leave

oops

Archie had a 20 second fart this morning and that’s pretty impressive for someone who’s only 15 days old

i had my first monster (half a can) postpartum and holy moly that HITS

WAIT auras are being removed?! wtf

I can’t believe I’ve had a baby for a month and he’s thriving??? (I am not send energy drinks)

I can’t believe you’ve done this

barely vs barley drives me mad

everyone wants to piss me off today

trying to not be a ~crazy bitch~ is honestly an art

baby’s first blow out 🥰 at dinner 🥰 five minutes after walking in 🥰