Came to Twitter just to pay my respects to the man.

Working on a country song this morning. “You would’ve made one helluva MILF if you hadn’t gone and got that abortion.” Reckon I’ll sell it to that yodeling Walmart kid.

In the mood for Texas Roadhead...I mean Roadhouse 🤠

A stable of e-girls and a husky named Karl Barx is literally all I’m asking for in my pursuit of happiness.

What my brain wants vs. What my heart wants #TheSopranos

My porn name would be Carl Pleaser.

I’m so tired of this selfish world we live in. Everyone wants to take a piss, but no one wants to give one 👉👈