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Panic

@panic_2024

Code, Product, and Sarcasm. I put the "Eyyyy", in AI.

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About 20 minutes ago, I had to put a DELAY in a chat response stream. Because Groq Inc was so fast that the user experience was off. I can't think of a better problem to have. Amazing stuff.

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Just stumbled across a slew of interesting Product jobs at Oracle. People don't actively relocate to Bentonville Arkansas to work for Oracle, do they? I'd love to talk to them, but I've been to Arkansas, and that dog won't hunt.

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After attempting to use AWS Sagemaker, and spending an hour trying to turn it back off, I'm curious. What percentage of AWS revenue is comes from their horrible user interfaces? You should not need to manually delete 4 resources, in order, to turn off a $100+/day service demo.

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Stubborn is a requirement. “And that’s because starting a business or working for a startup is not for the unstubborn. ” — Joe Procopio ehandbook.com/tech-employees…

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Do I *seriously* need to purchase a Windows box, to write Android software for my PoleStar 2? Only the car industry would run x86-64. Polestar : Please hire me to help solve your developer problem before you become the Microsoft Mobile of automobiles.

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Hey @BrightspeedHelp , my Internet is down... Also, your SSL Cert expired on your site, at 8PM on the 19th... Coincidence? Cmon.

Hey @BrightspeedHelp , my Internet is down...

Also, your SSL Cert expired on your site, at 8PM on the 19th...

Coincidence?

Cmon.
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This is a fact. It isn't really "cheating", it is just that the current education system has to adjust to reality. Learning has changed. Core skills are changing. I even launched an iPhone/iPad app to do test prep better: apps.apple.com/us/app/quick-s…

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Hey @BrightspeedHelp This is 100 yards from my house. It has apparently been this way since March, and phone support says it will be mid-JUNE before you fix it. This is an unburied cable across pavement to an elderly woman's home. No phone, no Internet. FIX IT.

Hey @BrightspeedHelp 

This is 100 yards from my house. It has apparently been this way since March, and phone support says it will be mid-JUNE before you fix it.

This is an unburied cable across pavement to an elderly woman's home. No phone, no Internet.

FIX IT.
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This is fantastic, and a great demo to boot. In a year or two, the idea of typing to a chatbot is going to seem silly as technology begins to disappear. True "Ambient Computing".

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I lived in this area for a long time. Happy to see and hear the locals reactions, but angry that this is happening. Some punk ProudBoy handcuffing EVERY employee, clearly with no warrant and dropping flash bangs on people trying to have dinner? This was a provocation.

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This is hysterical. Grok got tired of the MAGA guy not wanting to believe tariffs are passed on to consumers, and told him to go read about it.

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This isn't new news, but it is a serious, crippling flaw in the tax-code. Trump-induced, of course, and used to pay for the LAST Republican gift to billionaires. Regardless, it needs to be undone and both parties agree for once.

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If you ever worry that your project is dumb, won't make it, or is too easy to replicate... Just remember that Bit.ly was founded in 2008, and still has major advertising money.

If you ever worry that your project is dumb, won't make it, or is too easy to replicate...

Just remember that Bit.ly was founded in 2008, and still  has major advertising money.
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I swear we didn't plan this, but just today, we finally NUKED our entire AWS account at the 37signals company meetup! This followed moving out compute+dbs in 2023, then S3 this summer, and now finally the entire account is GONE 🎉

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I've seen this at every large or older company I've worked with. If you fix it, you might make some waves, or get promoted! Could go either way.

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AI may make you a 10-100x engineer. AI may make you think anyone can code now. But AI will not replace Apple devs!!! Because there's no LLM in existence today that can navigate the inscrutable Apple Developer Program / App Store Connect. 🧐🥸😅