First day vibes 😹🔫

Everyone is a fucking nerd dweeb at my small liberal arts school

Rediscovered Vice documentaries on YouTube. I’ll be in my bed for the day, thanks.

Creating a guild tonight, beware

Whoever invented pissing a lot while drinking a lot needs an atomic wedgie

Good pull, Mom?

Spotify DMs are goated

The 3 flush poop is real and it can hurt you

College fun mode unlocked

If you lose on Saturday, this is what your night should look like

Fitting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag type of night

Can always count on my guy to dig me out of hole #rip

90% of the women’s soccer goals I’ve seen accidentally go in from a shitty cross

If I see a tweet with 2 likes, idc how funny it is I’m not liking it

New England core

I am so fired up about this lourve heist

lol girls r stupid

Sometimes it’s pretty cool to go to school in the middle of nowhere

Putting everyone on