Back to work after my migraine and a colleague comes in and bonks me on the head with a clipboard as a joke. I say don't and he does it again and I tell him to 'F~ck OFF!' then he remembers I just had a migraine and runs off... Not even 30mins into work and I'm done. 😑

Darude Sandstorm is a sure way to get me going in the morning! Driving to work in the sun with it blasting! Didn't mind coming in early, even my colleagues were surprised I was so chipper.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FROM HELLUVA BOSS

In the front office with my boss and colleague and boss asks if we want a wee sponge cake treat. Obviously I said yes. Colleague says 'I'll take one so Niall can have two' Not all heroes wear capes! 🥹

Less than a week until my birthday twitch stream! Have I done any prep? Nope. Will I do any prep? Probably not. Do I do this every year? Absolutely. Will I ever change? Probably not. Is anyone shocked? Nope. Will we still have fun? Hell yea!

Went to the shop to get supplies for the birthday stream tmrrw. Got into the car and already eaten a lemon slice and a madeleine before even leaving the car park 😑 This is why I don’t normally buy snacks! #NoWillpower 🫠

And this is what I do for my community! Thank you all to everyone that came and made the birthday stream an absolute riot! ❤️ I love you all! Here’s my fail. Enjoy! 🙈

Am ready to be naughty but is running through the fields of oats as naughty as wheat? Asking for a basic gay that doesn’t know his crops…

Hate walking behind people so pick up the pace to overtake. Successfully overtake and then realise I have to keep up this pace until I can’t see them! And it’s uphill! #exerciseisnotfun

Thought I’d treat myself to a sausage sandwich for breakfast/lunch. Went to the shop and got sausages and that. Got home and air fired them to realise I have no bread… So yea, that’s my day today 😑 bare sausage on a Sunday 🤣

This is it! A week today I will be raising money for Macmillan with a 24 hour stream!! Tune in on twitch.tv/retro_synical_

Colleague came up to me this morning, before I’d had caffeine, and says: ‘Oh morning. I’m going commando today, I got up and showered and put my shorts on and wasn’t until I was in the car that I realised… it’s quite nice’ And then walks out my office and away. Ma’am… Dafuk

As an 'functioning adult' that has been taking the same medication daily for over a decade... YOU'D THINK I'D REMEMBER TO TAKE IT IN THE MORNINGS! My skin is currently itchy as fuck and on FIRE!!! Why am I like this? 🥲

Everyone!! I'm sorry to be quiet but has been very much needed!! See you Sunday for the new Silent Hill 2! I'm coming backkkk <3 CEOs of Screams

Coming in to work late with a breakfast roll, only to say ‘Fuck this, I can’t be bothered, I’m going home’ Great feeling. Cheeky Friday off!

I did the thing… probably going to update this as much as I update here 🤣🙈

Me making plans after work

Apparently I haven't posted anything since Nov 24? Hello? Is this thing still on? Is there anyone out there? If there is, can you send some cookies?

My handsome wee man got his first bandanna today. Enzo is so sick of my shit. Like 'dad, what is this?' So Demure. So Handsome. So fed up with his dad 🤣

When my wee man gets a new car seat and thinks he is fancy. Such a poser like his dad. Enzo is getting so big for a 5 month old Shiba Inu. 🥹