I once had a friend of mine named Jimmy. Truly a made up wise guy. Unfortunately, something happened. I don't wanna talk about it.

Mao Zedong looked at this and was like "they are destroying our society kill them all"

"End of main"

I'd handloop her for 5 with Mermail and just leave.

Question: if he's Italian, then why is the recipe written in English?

Mandy 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 "why did you pirate it's on netflix" because it's on netflix and not free?

Idea: Yugioh but both players are drunk. Just completely wasted, but still conscious. The players will be on Memento and Ritual Beast respectively, and will play on DB. This is a great Idea and I will be charging a generous 2K$ if you want to use it for a video.

Guy who only consumed sanitized censored media as a kid who thinks that "expletive" is an actual curse word

"Hey Fred give me a deck with extra Fiendsmith!" "Extra Fiendsmith?" "But cut the Lurrie brick!" "Cut the Lurrie?" "And hold up Lacrima and Tract!" "Hold up Lacrima and Trac- hey Jimmy gimme a Fiendsmith with nothin in it!"

How about this

Just finished Deltarune chapter 1. What the fuck was that ending? Did I do something wrong? It was a genuine jumpscare.

Floodgates in Yu-Gi-Oh are like guns in America. I don’t know how you’d fix it even if you wanted to.

I've been quite obsessed lately with an absolutely beautiful and poetic song about grief and how to move on when you feel that you've hurt those around you, the problem is that it's in the form of a Morshu YTP Deltarune parody so I can't talk about it with a serious face.

❤️ to save him , 🔁 to kill him