Just had to order a new bed base for mum because she's having trouble getting out of the one I bought in January.

Man, I bet the respective boards of Tesla, Twitter, and SpaceX are thrilled to be led by such a stable genius who definetly doesn't go off half-cocked.

Elmo has arrested development.

🤔🙃

Just found out the cat has cancer now too. Fuck me, I don't even know what to say anymore. This has been the worst 18 months of my life, and it's not even close.

Q: what would an unstable and dim-witted human with delusions of competence do if they had access to unlimited wealth? A: buy a social media site for more than it's worth, then run it further into the ground as they use it to demonstrate how unstable and dim-witted they are.

Men having a normal one again. It's not how she was dressed, it was *checks notes* because she was woke.

the cookers are now foaming about "electoral fraud". Some of the absolute shit they're talking is word for word MAGA bullshit. Some of it borders on QAnon.

Oh fuck off. 🖕

Doing online training for a super advanced, whole lifecycle, engineering software platform. Instructor has a SUUUUPER thick French accent. Like, "right" is pronounced like an English "write", but the start is combined with hocking a lougie. It's slow going.

It's not "delete" it's "dee-layt" 😅

It's not "inherited" it's "IN ERROR TID"

We fucked

Back on the benzos to try and get some sleep at least a couple nights a week.

Things that make my heart soar:

Imagine being so aggressively fuckwitted that you hear this, and think "yep. Makes perfect sense."

Children? In this economy?

not 100% convinced these aren't photos from the set of True Detective season 1.

shitlips is as knowledgeable about UI/UX as he is about aerospace engineering and control system engineering.

Just waiting for the benzo to ki... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz