Young hoes recognize pain as the only constant

wdym i can’t take a mile i was literally only given an inch

hopefully tomorrow is Friday

(gassing up 5'3" friend trying on suit that's way too big for him) Bro you look like Jacob Elordi!

then explain how i'm married to the game

“is jestermaxxing worth the risk of foids spiking your cortisol?” “can one truly looksmaxx without fear of eventually being mogged?”

cocky dont even want boing boing no more...

los elefantes solo tienen 1 chiste

(producer tag) I’m sorry!

Somebody said Akademiks worlds are colliding 😭

heavy are the balls that store the microplastics

Accidentally wrote “dame” instead of “same” in an email

Smoking that shit that made Charlie kirk

last night we let the TED talk

Pablo Picasso famously drew a bull in just 14 seconds.