A Brief History of People Have Lost Their Sense of Humour 🧵

BREAKING: CPC surge in the polls despite Alex Jones, white supremacist dog whistles, transphobia shows us who we are as Canadians. Weep for our country...

ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke

South African-Canadian author @kagisokeo was kicked out of luxurious event honouring Canadian political writers. Why? Because she reminded powerful people enjoying a luxurious dinner in Ottawa of the children dy*ng of malnutrition in Gaza. Here’s what happened:

BASED

Saskatoon EA rightfully suspended for dumping water on people's sidewalk to erase messages of support for Palestine. #freepalestine

That moment when you think the car behind you has bisexual lighting but it's really just the cops

You know when it's so hot out and you're just in the breeze of a fan like:

In the next few days we’re going to be blitzed by messianic rhetoric coupled with calls for retaliation that run the gamut from veiled to overt. It’s going to be an incredibly dangerous time. Be safe. Be vigilant. And take care of yourselves.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work

IYKYK

Resisting the urge to use parenthesis (because my thoughts come with bonus content)

I want to give everyone Internet Archive a big hug. They've been through a lot the last little while

The results are in

“the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch

If anyone wants to leave this hellsite and join me where the sky is blue, @richard.ovpod.ca