Our adversary is a madman. We need to escalate to show we are serious. Then our adversary will see reason and stand down.

The masculine urge to communicate exclusively in movie quotes

When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like a Pelosi

The left seem to genuinely believe that democracy will be lost if this election is lost. When they lose, will they revolt? Seems like the only logical course given the rhetoric

Twitter Blue is infrastructure

You’ve studied history? Ok then, name ever date.

The ballots are cast Will they ever be counted? We wonder and wait

The blue checks are mad Now we all can have checkmarks He shattered their pride

The war to end war Was ended on this day But war didn’t end

This account will now (until I get bored with it) tweet only haiku

You are a fascist If you question the arming of Azov brigade

“But think of the roads!” cries the confused financier of bailouts and bombs

They say she’s the best The best ever House Speaker And picker of stocks

Democracy means Everything good and righteous Unless Trump returns

We scroll through a world Viewing nonstop reality All of which is fake

When you direct donations to the causes you prefer, that is “not having an impact” according to scumbag Jeff Bezos and Amazon. #AmazonSmile gave little peons more power than they should be allowed to have and thus it will now be shut down.

Four times yesterday Interstellar interlopers Were easily downed

Hey look over here Don’t believe the lies you see On raw video

Your money is safe! Your account will be bailed out by taxes you pay

Propaganda Once for fooling the foolish Now for directing them