Good morning Mutuals!!! Today, I hope you go out and your day is prosperous 🤞🏾😌

Despite the recent big moves in the transfer window, my babe has decided to stick with Manchester united. Chat, Should I break up with her or just quietly ghost her?

There’s this wave of ideas that hits you when you’re not on your bed pressing phone. I’ll explain but not today.

Today I’ll be acting as a streamer with my tweets. So chat, wad up chat 🫢

At the final stage of the KPMG assessment and the interviewer asked where I see myself in 5 years and I replied “on Twitter”. I didn’t get the job. Way too many applicants.

Visited my dad’s office for the first time and he took me around to meet his colleagues..Wholesome. Really nice people.

A molecular biologist, cancer research technician, footballer and scored the winning goal. This is the example we want for all African women. #NGARSA

You play this soundtrack and it gets emotional regardless of the video

Once again, an immigrant saves England at the most crucial moment. Michelle Agyemang, born in England with Ghanaian heritage, once a ball girl at Wembley, has now cemented herself as a national hero. It will happen again.

Relatable

How many hollow blocks can one make out of a bag of cement? Make dem no go cheat me for here.

Kendrick, Bruno, Rihanna. Classics

In Deutsch it’s called übermorgen. Follow me let’s learn German together.

Engage my posts once and I engage you for life. X is not hard to grow.

I’ll be following everyone, putting on Notifications and engaging anyone who follows me rn. This is not a threat, it’s a movement.

I don’t know if they’re mandated but they’ve never refused me.

Before Wizkid, Davido and Burna we had the Plantashun Boiz. See talent!!! pioneers who set the tone for modern Afrobeats with raw vocals, deep lyrics, and soulful delivery. Which artiste today can match this level of vocal mastery?

Last time I told someone how unfair life is, she asked me to explain. I didn’t. Life, this existence we’re all living, has long been a story of extremes. Extreme wealth for the few. Extreme poverty for the many. And somewhere in between, the rest of us, trying to make sense of it

How to break an addiction!