Here’s how it’s about to go down:
Ghislaine names a bunch of Democrats, maybe tosses in a few billionaires.
She says Trump did nothing wrong.
MAGA praises her for “taking down the pedophiles.”
Trump pardons her… for “telling the truth.”
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump LIES and says he was not briefed on the Epstein files - contradicting HIMSELF just 10 days ago when he said he was briefed.
Does Trump think MAGA is stupid or is he just the dumbest president to ever live? 🤡
"The windmills are killing the young birds. It's terribly sad, young birds being killed. I like young birds. My friend Jeffrey liked young birds too, and I said to him it would be sad if there weren't any young birds."
This is one of the few people who to his face, called out the lies and ignorance of would be king, Trump.
He is worthy of our respect. Thank you Jerome Powell.
Assface says “a lot of people” have asked him about pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell. Translation: Zero people have asked him about it, but he’s gonna do it because they’ve made a deal with her to keep the world from knowing that Donald trump raped children.
Just got to the Pearly Gates.
There were three angels standing there not speaking English.
I said to them what language is that?
They said we are singing the ineffable orisons of God.
I recorded them and took their names.
We must confront them.
Every time.
🦆DOGE UPDATE🦆
A few weeks ago, I submitted a Freedom of Information Request to Lancashire County Council, regarding their ties to Reform's DOGE unit and, specifically, what type of data was being shared to the unaccountable quango headed up by Zia Yusuf.
TL;DR - DOGE = Dead
Why is it acceptable for the president to use taxpayer money to fly overseas and cut a ribbon at his own golf course?
Don’t normalize this abuse of office. It’s blatant corruption.
BREAKING: In an insane moment, with the tariff deadline approaching, Trump tosses out a "number salad," claiming "We have a deal with Europe where they're doing 750 billion plus 400 billion, plus 300 billion..."
Nobody takes this guy seriously.