#whowantstobeamillionaire “We’ll do something” As was screamed out here, “GIVE THEM THE MONEY YOU PRICK!” “We’ll do something”. Code word for “I’ll get someone else to pay”. Cunt.

#thechase Admirable of Jack to still be a boxing fan after taking so many punches to the head

Tragically ominous if the supporter in the Graham Taylor stand has suffered a heart attack just like the man it takes its name from #WATCHE

#WATCHE There’s something about left backs and spotting supporters suffering health emergencies

Piers knows all about apologies, urine and apologies about urine #lifestories

Surprised Piers isn’t more hesitant to carry a story about someone urinating on someone. #LifeStories

#ImACeleb Surprised Danny hasn’t said/sang “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” to David yet

#EVEARS lol

Is it called #NoReturn for the people who will chuck it in after one episode?

#NoReturn Midnight Express but the gay sex started early

I’m not an early turd, I’m a night foul

#starstruck We already have one Liam imitating Rag N’ Bone Man Miss you, DT xxx

Given David Gold’s vehement opposition to the clocks changing, it would be a lot more appropriate to celebrate Farther’s Day today instead. One parental betrayal is already too much.

MvG exorcising the demons of Lewis 2013 with that D13 146 PDC Darts #WorldMatchplay #lovethedarts

“Roger” would also be the answer for the question “First nss as me of tennis player Jimmy looks like”.

Sep 19 registration on #therepairshop repeat Bit morbid considering what is happening Monday

First time we’ve ever had two black fellas playing each other on the telly? #WSOD

#Strictly Three people descended from the left in the time it took Ellie Simmonds to reach the bottom of the staircase herself To be expected really