It’s a shame to see a lead investor hold the fate of Haus in their hands. We chose Wefunder for our next round drinklivewire for this very reason

Fed's Raided Mar-A-Lago. Oh shit.... Shit's poppin off.

My version of #selfcare is reading restaurant descriptions to Katie Molinaro like I’m Beverly Gelfand

Everybody’s naming their kids Brooklyn, but what about Queens?

The Madonna Inn is like if Saddam Hussein and your grandma decorated a house together

Do you think a republican date night in is stuffing yourself with Papa John’s and conking out on a MyPillow?

Orange Crocs have been discontinued, right?

This is what happens when you sell your soul to Nestle fooddive.com/news/nestle-bl…

My superpower is finding the restaurant bathroom without asking. It borders on being a toxic trait.

If I ever got an invite to be on Guy Raz How I Built This my first thought would be “this is a prank.” My second thought would be “oh no there’s a Make-a-Wish foundation for adults and this is how I got the news.”

gotta say I’m very happy be banking with nbkc bank for drinklivewire in general, but especially in times like these. If you’re looking for a bank for your business, I can’t recommend them enough.

Now everything is a sandwich and we can stop trolling each other.

Ketchup should be illegal in movie theaters

Pepsi. The infinite battle is their purpose.

C&D, 2023. Electronic mail.

“Oh you’re a Billy Joel fan? Name 3 shops in Hackensack”

I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart. I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a call.

Friendly reminder: MSG isn’t bad for you. Spreading racist misinformation is. I’m lookin at you Erewhon Market 👀

It’s crazy to me that Trump doesn’t drink because these are the late night tweets of a very drunk man.

The #HighNoon / #celsius mixup, explained instagram.com/reel/DMyIR-tSw…