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A girl can manifest, can't she?

I just had a really disturbing tarot reading for my cat.

It's not as easy as it looks to blend tarot and karaoke.

Earth is a spaceship.

I do the job of the VP, but I'm not the VP

He refuses to lose the eyebrow piercing.

Christian rock needs me.

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I need you to give my succulents Pellegrino. Tap is bad for their chakras.

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You're being such a Juggalette right now.

We're like the artistic al-Qaeda.

I'd have sex with you, but I don't want to jinx our podcast.

I'm a vegan first, and your therapist second.

I believe we've discussed our feelings enough over Facetime in the Ralph's line.

Do you know any freelance influencers?

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