shut up. it is. cowboys are cool.

what? how?

angel needs better opinions.

what’s new though?

hush, child.

no.

be right back. going to go cut off all of * 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬.’s hair.

are you calling me a liar? it’s kind of hard for you not to be on my mind if you constantly annoy me. is it a crime to defend myself?

i think you’ll look great.

passed the vibe check. yeah, it’s strange —— what’s wrong with you? how is that suspicious? i deserve to argue my innocence.

i’m shaving it in your sleep.

yes. i did. you’re very disappointing. wow. i’m not even worth your time now? 𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉. i care because it’s putting a stain on my name. i’m saving my reputation.

thanks for the warning. i’ll bring protection.

i’ll wear armour.

good. it’s what you deserve. you 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 it, though. i care. i thought we were friends. besides, i don’t have to tell them. you might. or they might hear you.

try me.

sup.