PSA. (Share with your parents mainly)

One thing Twitter has taught me is how smart and compassionate so many creatures on this planet are. 🐢 💙

“You shall not use God’s name in vain” is not about cursing. It’s for blasphemy like using prayer to hide why you won’t pass laws to stop kids dying.

The people telling you banning guns won’t make them go away are trying to ban abortion.

Depending on who you talked to, the critique of Beto = he's corny, he's unpolished, he's inexperienced — but the constant in the senate campaign & now is his willingness to actually care. It is meaningful to people & it is the opposite of what we're seeing from Dem leadership

#friendsrecommend. Delightfully authentic storytelling. Even if you think it’s not for you, give it a chance.

Old news, but worth revisiting as MD primaries approach, was confused by District 2 candidates on my ballot. wypr.org/show/on-the-re…

Hackers getting savvy. Beware y’all. (Don’t have acct w M & T)

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

“Dropping an f-bomb at a campaign rally will likely hurt and help O'Rourke.” Are these the same political experts that thought “grab Em by the pu**y” was going to be a nail in you-know-who’s coffin? npr.org/2022/08/11/111…

Fascinating thread:

Developers: it's a simple feature, users will understand it. Users:

The # of texts I’ve accidentally reported as junk since the last iOS update has me worried. Sorry mom!

You folks who live in neighborhoods must try this! (Also, is anyone still here? Anyone? Anyone?)

Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.

Am I old or are EVERYONE’S HEADLIGHTS TOO BRIGHT?

Practice this to a fault. My only quibble is that sweaters lately pill *horribly* by like wash 3. This is where quality matters, and it appears to be more than simply material. Tips, anyone?

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Nine. (The take away here is everyone has a different idea of weird)

And yet the label remains. Last straw for this lady. Ciao Twitter.