#TheArchers The village shop sounds to me to be morphing into a Greek mini market.

That Barmy Army twat's colon will be brimful of fucking trumpet if I ever get within six feet of him.

Attention Patreons! Lucy and Tonk are going to be in Manchester at 2pm on Sat 19th July if anyone fancies a drink and a natter #TheArchers. Further details and location will be sent to Patreons nearer the time x

Fans of #TheArchers...our lovely listener Nancy in NYC has ended up with 40 Archers novels, books "by" Lynda Snell and Jennifer Aldridge and by actors under their own names. Also complete set of the Borchester Echos that were published briefly in the '90s. Anyone interested?

#TheArchers It's not Markey, it's Eddie running another test.

Patreons, the podcast has now published and should be in your feed x

patreons! Change of venue, check patreon feed!

Delighted to report that I just answered 'ears' to a #universitychallenge question where the correct response was 'mountains'.

Sound has been fixed on the pod, here is link should you wish to re-download now Tonk has Had a Little Look At It podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/amb…

Glass blowing with GlassHaze via handmadeinhawkshead.co.uk Cannot rate highly enough. Thoroughly enjoyable morning making pendants. Thanks James, bloody brilliant!

The newest Diary is up on Patreon any minute now, thanks lovely Patreons! xx

I'd love Jakob as my flatmate. All the bills would be paid on time, the house would be spotless and he'd probably do your ironing if you leave it out, just to get rid of it #TheArchers

Ideal if your hedgehog is dusty.

Poor Emma. #TheArchers

When you've found your soulmate

Susan runs through the shop arrangements, and Stella’s weird relationship with Ruth is under discussion #TheArchers podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/amb…

And not a Teddy Zipwire to be seen #TheArchers

Brian! You massive berk! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/amb… #TheArchers

Do NOT miss AmbridgeOnTheCouch this week - for the funniest comment re Turkey teeth I've ever heard! Thanks for the lols; Lucy, Tonk et al 🤣