My mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a procrastinator.

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

post-yap clarity is real.

when you’re 24 which is basically 25 which is basically 27 which is basically 30

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

do u ever zone out but ur aware that you zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

me vs me ... everyday.

Another weekend… just me, my unread slides, untouched lecture notes, and the quiet pressure of academic stress waiting patiently.

I think if March 2019 me and March 2026 me sat in a room, they wouldn't believe each other.

Never underestimate the power of taking walks!!

Ain’t no way 2 DAYS are long enough to reset from a 5-day work week.

So tomorrow is Monday again? We can't keep living like this!

problematic age gap between my plan and my execution

According to the plans I had for my life, at this my age I should be helping the poor and not joining them. Something definitely went wrong with my plans.

Me going to sleep on Sunday night knowing the cycle begins again tomorrow

How it feels when you finally do your laundry and now all your top-tier clothes are back

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

Knowing me right now is like buying najjera land in 2009.

Do I have money? No Will I buy a car? Yes How ? I don’t know

Me texting: ⭐️ ⭐️ Me calling: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Me in person: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Me drunk: 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆