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Been home for an hour and already desperate to piss again 😭 I drank way too fucking much today dude. Guess I have to hold it :)

Think I'm going to piss myself again 🥲

Since I'm giving my bladder a break from holding, maybe what I'll do instead is just lay here and let the piss out whenever it wants 😈

Put an absorbent pad on my bed and just let it alllll out. Felt so good and now I'm nice and warm :3

Fuck toilets, today I'm only pissing in the sink... You know, to save water

Do you ever wake up and think you only need to pee a little bit but then you're gushing for like 2 straight minutes?