New rule; if you feel you have to proclaim you’ve done something “with social distance” you should be banned from doing it. “Went to the park for a drink with Karen, socially distanced of course” “Me and Kevin out for a socially distanced bike ride” Get in the sea.

also if you see a grown as man touch a child, no matter how frightened you may be, you put the phone down and throw hands.

Idea; if your pub has required police, ambulance or Fire service presence today, then you should go back on lockdown without question. We share this country with some proper morons. #lockdown

Where’s my new iPhone god dammit. #AppleEvent Apple One looks good value though for those in the ecosystem 🙌🏻

As a general rule; I don’t watch Gogglebox. It’s on in the background as the wife loves it. There is nothing that cheeses me off more, than the the fact that I can’t help but laugh at Pete. Dunno what it is about him, but I can’t help but find him funny. And it infuriates me 🤣

Saturday would see my first day off in 19 straight days. And because of someone’s blatant disregard for any awareness of the things going on in the world or the people around it, I’ve now got to stay indoors for the next 10days. Fabulous. #ifyoureillstaythefuckhome

What’s this free lunch business? Do they deliver?... Laziness and priorities. That’s 99% of the problem; not poverty. #FreeSchoolMeals

Turkington is the master. 👏 #BTCC

Please don’t lock us down again. The wife already is eyeing up another room to be redecorated!

It’s a big ask. But 14 points from 7⃣ Leonard Fournette seals the deal 🤞🏻#fantasyfootball

Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Blink - 182 #ElectionResults2020 #Election2020 #VoteCount

In my heart I’m hoping for a Tom Ingram championship today. My head says Colin Turkington will add to his title haul Good luck to all #btcc

Has the word ‘personality’ had its description changed?... #SPOTY2020

Wild to see what’s going to happen with my $AMC stock today! 2.30 can’t come soon enough! What a wild ride

It’s underway #SuperBowl with the Pat McAfee let’s go! #FanDuelPMSSuperShow

Chandler is in a bad way isn’t he. Quite sad. #FriendsReunion

Clarksons farm is one of those series I really don’t want to get to the end of… #ClarksonsFarm

The fact I’m huge motorsport fan and I don’t watch F1 and I passively want Max to win tells you all you need to know about my opinion of the sport and Lewis.