"You know what, my acting skills are quality." 🗣 Michail Antonio explains yesterday's celebration...

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"Hello, Mr Kroenke, I've been expecting your call."

✅ Top boxing promoter ✅ Brilliant impersonator Eddie Hearn gives us his prediction ahead of #FuryWilder3… …in the style of Christopher Eubank 👀 This was superb from Eddie 🤣

This is so wrong. How can people not see it . telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/12/1…

Some uncharitable souls say “the media is the virus” The government has been the biggest funder of our paid-up media since the beginning £320million in 2020-21 We taxpayers fund this propaganda. No wonder the media doesn’t bite the hand that feeds it

With a hangover. What a trooper.

Frank Lampard is once again being linked with a Premier League job. For that reason, and no other, enjoy 90 seconds of pure, unadulterated Lampardian transitions

Me and the boys after getting drafted and seeing the Russians coming

If this is not insider trading I don’t no what is lol

I don’t want to bother anyone BUT I’m really sick in hospital. If anyone could spare a prayer for me, i would appreciate it ♥️ #secondarybreastcancer

I also encourage all Londoners to take part in TfL's consultation on making it too expensive for most people to afford to drive around their own sodding city while Sadiq Khan will still be happily chauffeured to work every day in his Range Rover. Tell them what you think ⬇️

A heartfelt post-fight interview with an important message. Take a bow, Paddy. #UFCLondon

Man United getting absolutely destroyed at home by Brighton… Football is well and truly back 😍

Been following these two for a while, but this is top draw!

👀 Alan: “Maybe she was getting a foot massage, you don’t know do you?” 🤣 Ally: “My mate said the only time his missus has made a noise like that is when he dropped the iron on her foot!” Brazil and McCoist chat about THAT noise used in the BBC prank 😅🔉

Ollie Watkins this morning…