You call it a pill organizer. I call it a medicinal advent calendar.

I enjoyed learning about The Try Guys / 2nd try parting ways with one of its co-founders at the exact same time as I learned that The Try Guys / 2nd try exists.

Just got my booster and the nurse said it was specifically designed to stop "Omnicron" and now I'm worried that I might have to fight some kind of giant robot. #COVID19

How does Collin Farrell always seem like the adderall just kicked in?

I like Hall & Oates earlier work the best. Daryl Hall & John Oates

The only thing that can kill Jennifer Coolidge is Jennifer Coolidge. #TheWhiteLotus

If both knee surgeries went well, there's no reason why George Santos shouldn't have a pretty good game on Sunday.

Is there a word for a man whose wife won't stop sending him Pedro Pascal memes? Maybe a Pedroni? (Asking for a Pedroni.)

I just burned my hand cooking, but if anyone ever asks me about it I'll just say it happened during the writers' strike of 2023. #WGAStrong