I'm about to be miserable! Come join the fun!

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Oh, gosh ol' dang, Ducklings! IT'S A SOLO STREAM! I'm playing #spidermanps4 tonight, and since I'm pretty bad at it, I'm doing it on hard mode! Come join the shenanigans! See you in the… instagram.com/p/Bn2RI2OARO5/…

All good, guys. RPG Theatre will be back soon!

Dear Nintendo of America /folks who make the #nintendo #switch, I was mugged last week and was beaten by 3 guys on my way home from work. I had my Switch in my backpack in its case. They took everything, but I held onto my bag for dear life. Once at the ER, the nurse said (1/2)

Well, this was a fun way to start NYE...

Hello, ducklings! #RPG Theatre is back on Twitch! Guess what we’re playing today? It’s a special #wussywednesday!!! Twitch.tv/oldmanlogie . . . #twitch #streaming #ps4 #lastofus #comedy #feartears #theatre #actor #gaming #gamers

This video is hilarious. Maybe RT and spread it around? And #FuckFuckJerry

New Bucket List Entry: Become friends with Jonathan Van Ness and have him read Shell Silverstein poems to me until I fall asleep. #lifegoals #bucketlist #QueerEye3

So can we all agree that alantudyk can do no wrong?

Sometimes, people are awesome. Other times, people ask to use the bathroom at your job and don't wash their hands. Don't be like one of those people. #PSA

I am so god damned tired, but I'll be damned if I don't stay up another seven minutes to start watching the new Nate Bargatze special on #Netflix. One of my favorite comedians, and he should be one of yours, too. Follow him, or a clown will yell at you.

Hey, Patton Oswalt. Real quick, didn't you already do this bit on @parksandrecnbc? I mean, that show was pretty good at stitch backs to other jokes, but did I miss this episode or something? #curious #sendhelp

Okay, Excalibur Las Vegas. It's 2019. It's my First Marriage Anniversary. Why is it that our reservation was messed up, we don't have coffee maker or fridge in the room, & WHY IN GOD'S NAME WAS THERE NO TOILET PAPER IN OUR ROOM BEFORE WE CHECKED IN?!?! Check yourself! #disappointed

I may have lost the slots, but I won the best prize imaginable. #anniversary #vegas #love instagram.com/p/BxeTjv5h7tk/…

Hell yes! Get excited, people. Nate Bargatze is getting a pilot! Need some convincing? Plop your ass in front of your TV, turn on Netflix, and watch his new special, "The Tennessee Kid." Then thank me later. #comedy #Netflix

I just took one of those Facebook quizzes about what Avenger I would be, and I'm not upset that I got Captain America, but I violently reacted when the description stated that he was from Manhattan instead of Brooklyn. #marvel #brooklyn #captainamerica #DoYourJob

Democracy and the fact that we stopped eating each other are pretty big feats, but the fact that, as of now, human beings have collectively streamed the office for about a hundred thousand years may be our crowing achievement.

You know how they say that every person on the planet has doppelgänger out there somewhere? Makes me wonder what Vanilli Bobby Brown is up to.

Hey G4, sounds like you guys are going to need a Poke'master... #G4NeedsTalent